Fifty Pieces Of Grey: Dismembering Hostile Aliens With A Sword

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Piss And Cigarettes: Wash Your Hands And Die

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Massive Decapitation: Cutting Off Lots Of Heads

Cutting Off Lots Of Heads Massive Decapitation Swing that blade in an X-pattern as you advance towards your enemies and victims. That will not chop off skulls at the neck right away, but it will drop them to the floor … Continue reading

PharmacoEugenics: Drug Induced Genocide

Drug Induced Genocide PharmacoEugenics The science of pharmacogenomics has figured out that not everyone metabolizes drugs in the same way. Duh?! But that is just what we let you, the dumb-ass public believe. Because we have authority, one-upsmanship, and all … Continue reading

Medical Marijuana: The Murder of Minds

The Murder of Minds Medical Marijuana You are all fucking idiots. And if that gets you to stop reading this, then very good for me and the boys at the top. It means we will continue using your back as … Continue reading